Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in
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if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth
do you understand what singlehandedly means?
no. do u smoke weed?
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for whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. what’s the first thing you do?
i straight up get rid of carbon.
carbon the chemical element upon which all lifeforms are based?
That’s the bitch
well mood
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TIL in the 1900’s tampons were soaked in opium and belladonna to relieve pain and relax the vagina.
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Let’s bring this back
Me in 1906 lying luxuriously on a chaise lounge w my pussy fully lost in the sauce
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